Pioneering the intersection of innovation and more innovation
SPLONX was born in a garage in Silicon Valley in 2024, during a heated debate about whether the future would be more blockchain or more AI. We decided: why not both? And why not add quantum, cloud-native, edge-computing, and synergy while we're at it?
What started as a napkin sketch (literally—we still have the napkin, it's framed in our lobby that doesn't exist) has evolved into the world's leading platform for enterprise-grade digital transformation acceleration optimization solutions.
Today, SPLONX serves zero actual customers across negative-three continents, processing over 847 exabytes of synergy per microsecond. We've raised $0 in venture funding because money is just a social construct, and we're disrupting that too.
To empower enterprises to leverage best-in-class paradigm shifts through quantum-enabled, AI-first, blockchain-powered, cloud-native microservices that facilitate synergistic outcomes at scale.
In other words: we're making the world a better place through minimal message-oriented transport layers.
A world where every company, from startups to Fortune 500 enterprises, can harness the power of buzzword-driven development to achieve metrics that sound impressive in board meetings.
We envision a future where ROI is measured not in dollars, but in disruption per innovation cycle.
Former quantum physicist turned serial entrepreneur. Dropped out of Stanford twice. Wears a hoodie to investor meetings.
Built her first cryptocurrency at age 7. Has opinions about tabs vs spaces that will change your life.
Invented innovation. Featured in Forbes 30 Under 30 Under 30. Microdoses coffee.
Every pixel is a statement. Believes true design is invisible, which is why our product is invisible.
SPLONX is conceived during a meditation retreat focused on disruptive innovation.
We go into stealth mode. So stealthy that even we don't know what we're building.
After extensive market research (reading TechCrunch), we pivot from our original idea to... we forget what we pivoted to.
SPLONX enters public beta. The public is still trying to figure out what it does.
We're not just changing the game—we're changing the concept of games themselves.
Be part of something bigger than yourself. Be part of something so big, it doesn't exist.
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